Martial Arts Punch Lines (get it?)
Happy Labor Day!
I think I’ll labor at the martial arts today.
A quick word,
I had inadvertently taken my list of courses off the site.
This is the full list,
so examine the left sidebar on the Monster,
everything is there.
came across these little gems,
thought I would share…
You’re not outnumbered,
you’re target rich.
When people ask me what I do for a living:
‘I teach people how to maim and kill.’
Bruises are really just temporary tattoos.
Kung Fu has been curing ADHD
since 500 AD
For my birthday
I want pound cake and punch.
violence isn’t always the answer,
but it sure is an option
the best part of a joke is the punch line.
Let’s get serious.
It is true,
a picture is worth a thousand words.
that being true,
a video is worth a thousand thousand words.
here’s the cruel truth…
you still have to understand what the words mean.
I remember when Karate first hit the shores,
the Japanese said:
‘it will take an American three lifetimes to understand the martial arts.’
if you don’t understand the words.
chi was the big mysterious.
Thought about it,
tried to figure it out,
made no sense.
Then I started looking up words like:
and so on.
it all made sense.
Tell me I don’t understand chi.
I can project it outside my body.
You know the funny thing?
I wish somebody had told me
the power of understanding words
back when I was 19.
I would be moving cars,
not just putting out candles.
All my training would have changed,
gone in a different direction.
The power of words.
here’s the whole story…
How I came up with matrixing,
and so on.
All you have to do is understand the words.
But don’t worry,
I’ve included a few pictures to help you out.
have a great bunch of work outs this labor day.
To the degree that people rally round,
to the degree that government sits on the sidelines,
to that degree Texas comes back.
have a GREAT work out!
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